Lord Sugar “repeatedly and quite deliberately” soiled himself on set of The Apprentice
The game show host’s former assistant Rilkie Balbatross tells all in explosive new memoir Sh*t and Sugar: My Hell With Britain’s Donald Trump
In a candid tell-all memoir, former assistant to Lord Sugar Rilkie Balbatross claims the inventor of the legendary failure the Amstrad E-m@iler would deliberately defecate in his pants:
“I thought he was using it as an excuse to get out of being on set but the more people complained about the smell the harder it was to get him to leave. He enjoyed it.”
“We laughed at him once because he said “I’m tired” instead of “you’re fired”. The mad old clown tore his microphone off and left, only to come back 25 minutes later absolutely stinking of shit, beaming at everyone, visibly delighted with himself. One of the camera operators was sick.
“We all dreaded Wednesday because [he] would go out on the lash on Tuesday evenings so his piss would smell like burning tyres. Couple that with the rotten mood and you can put it together yourself. The stink would cling to your clothes.”