← Tweet
w
wurrance@wurrance

Alan Sugar Shitshow 🧵

A former assistant's memoir claims Lord Sugar deliberately soiled himself on the set of The Apprentice.

Alan Sugar Shitshow, part 1 of 3: Mirror / CELEBS / Lord Sugar “repeatedly and quite deliberately” soiled himself on set of The Apprentice / The game show host’s former assistant Rilkie Balbatross tells all in explosive new memoir Sh*t and Sugar: My Hell With Britain’s Donald Trump / By Brogan-Leigh Hurst / 17:35, 9 SEP 2019 | UPDATED 18:39, 9 SEP 2019
Alan Sugar Shitshow, part 2 of 3: In a candid tell-all memoir, former assistant to Lord Sugar Rilkie Balbatross claims the inventor of the legendary failure the Amstrad E-m@iler would deliberately defecate in his pants: / “I thought he was using it as an excuse to get out of being on set but the more people complained about the smell the harder it was to get him to leave. He enjoyed it.”
Alan Sugar Shitshow, part 3 of 3: “We laughed at him once because he said “I’m tired” instead of “you’re fired”. The mad old clown tore his microphone off and left, only to come back 25 minutes later absolutely stinking of shit, beaming at everyone, visibly delighted with himself. One of the camera operators was sick. / “We all dreaded Wednesday because [he] would go out on the lash on Tuesday evenings so his piss would smell like burning tyres. Couple that with the rotten mood and you can put it together yourself. The stink would cling to your clothes.”
3 images · 9 Sep 2019 · Twitter for iPhone
2.5KRetweets12.2KLikes
1182.5K12.2K
T
Truth Seeker @TruthSeeker_88
Replying to @wurrance
link or it didn't happen
w
wurrance @wurrance
Replying to @TruthSeeker_88
it's the second tweet you cunt t.co/XeQ9Zur
773
More like this
Show this thread
Show this thread
C
CecilCentigrade @CecilCentigrade · 7 Apr 2020
Powerg-Raab!
Powerg-Raab!, part 1 of 3. Full text on the tweet's page.
Powerg-Raab!, part 2 of 3. Full text on the tweet's page.
Powerg-Raab!, part 3 of 3. Full text on the tweet's page.
4081.8K2.5K
Show this thread