‘Milkshake Codger’ Don MacNaughton Alleged To Have Lied About Attack After Footage Emerges

Elderly man in a pale blue shirt and maroon tie wearing a turquoise Brexit Party rosette, pink milkshake smeared down his front, on a suburban street

Footage has surfaced online that appears to show two men, both wearing Help For Heroes shirts, smearing yoghurt into the ex-paratrooper’s suit.

The men can clearly be heard to refer to this as “counter-propaganda” learned in “special ops”.

A spokesman for The Brexit Party insisted that the allegations were “totally false”, though confessed that he had yet to see the footage for himself.

Professor of forensic analysis at Manchester Metropolitan University Jan Garofalo confirmed that simple BPA (Blood Pattern Analysis) would most likely reveal the attack to have been nothing more than a poorly executed hoax.

“In my 40 years experience in this field, I have never come across anything less convincing. Everyone involved should be ashamed.”