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Hancock Loves Shipman 🧵

A leaked memo shows Health Secretary Matt Hancock praising Harold Shipman as a model for NHS savings.

Hancock Loves Shipman, part 1 of 3: NEWS / Health secretary pens sick memo praising Harold Shipman / Matt Hancock lavished praise on Doctor Death in effort to slash NHS costs / By Cecil Centigrade / 16:42, 28 DEC 2019 / [Painting: a bearded, bespectacled doctor in a dark suit holding a syringe beside a seated elderly woman with grey hair and round glasses] Hancock recently hung this disgusting portrait in his office
Hancock Loves Shipman, part 2 of 3: Matt Hancock is at the centre of a bizarre controversy after a memo he authored that lavished praise on notorious serial killer Harold Shipman was leaked. In the document, the health minister says that he is under pressure from the Treasury to 'do more with less' and that the obvious solution is to concentrate on having 'less patients'. 'The answer to our quandary has been staring us in the face, we must follow the examples of one of the greatest doctors this country has ever produced: Harold Shipman. This man saved the NHS millions of pounds with targeted interventions for costly patients who were coming to the end of their days anyway. It's a win-win scenario. I propose we call this programme Sure Stop.'
Hancock Loves Shipman, part 3 of 3: Government sources say that Hancock has become increasingly vocal in his praise for the mass murder, often referring to him by the affectionate nickname of 'Big Daddy S' and blurting out in budget meetings that 'all this nonsense would be solved if we had ten "Shippers" per hospital'. He also stunned aides earlier in the year when he inquired whether or not it was possible to give Shipman a posthumous knighthood and recently hung a large portrait in his office of the man dubbed Dr Death euthanising an elderly lady. A Conservative spokesman said that the party does not comment on unauthorised leaks so that's the end of it.
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it's the second tweet you cunt t.co/k5737vr
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CecilCentigrade @CecilCentigrade · 7 Apr 2020
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