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Labour Leaks feat. Mike Gapes 🧵

Further extracts from the leaked Labour report reveal the 2017 group chats of future Change UK MPs.

Labour Leaks feat. Mike Gapes, part 1 of 6: A conversation during the final week of the 2017 general election campaign showed just how far some members of the PLP where willing to go to stop the left of the party in the event of favourable election results: / 05/06/2017, 10:17 Chuka Umunna: I just can’t believe how popular Crobyn has become! / 05/06/2017, 10:17 Angela Smith: I know ! Unbelievable!!! / 05/06/2017, 10:18 Chuka Umunna: We will do something about it if he gets in. He’s not getting my support anyway, and he better put me on the front bench that’s all I am saying. / 05/06/2017, 10:18 Angela Smith: Yea I’ve been in the party for ages, he acts like he’s the only one who’s been here for a long time, he needs to know that there is no place for trots like him. / 05/06/2017, 10:18 Mike Gapes: Guys, can I just bring up the milk situation once more?! / 05/06/2017, 10:18 Chris Leslie: I will never work for the hard left. / 05/06/2017, 10:18 Angela Smith: Not now Mike. / 05/06/2017, 10:19 Chuka Umunna: Mike now is not the time!! / 05/06/2017, 10:20 Mike Gapes: It’s just that someone keeps buying the low fat 1% milk and I like the full fat milk. The 1% is okay in tea at a push. But when I am enjoying a nice coffee, I want to enjoy the flavours of the full fat milk. / 05/06/2017, 10:23 Mike Gapes: Is no one going to comment on the miwk situation? / 05/06/2017, 10:23 Mike Gapes: *milk / 05/06/2017, 10:37 Mike Gapes: hello??? / 05/06/2017, 10:55 Chuka Umunna: Why don’t you just buy some full fat for yourself? Although I’ll be honest Mike, of all of us, you’re the one who needs semi-skimmed. / Mike Gapes left / 05/06/2017, 11:14 Angela Smith: Ffs just put some fake tan on for my upcoming holibobs and it’s made me go a funny tinge. 69
Labour Leaks feat. Mike Gapes, part 2 of 6: Several MPs expressed contempt for their constituencies to the point of claiming they would refuse to canvass: / 24/05/2017, 14:20 Chuka Umunna: I honestly can’t be bothered canvassing in this election, Streatham is such a dump, I should be in a better constituency like City of London and Westminster. Something that befits a man of my stature. / 24/05/2017, 14:20 Chuka Umunna: And the people, God, even the thoughts of shaking hands with those plebs makes me sick. I’ve been putting it off since they announced the vote but my CLP are starting to get on my case. / 24/05/2017, 14:21 Mike Gapes: Tell them to Trot off! / 24/05/2017, 14:22 Angela Smith: Not now, Mike. / 24/05/2017, 14:22 Chuka Umunna: yeah can you let me finish please Mike. / 24/05/2017, 14:22 Chuka Umunna: Anyway, I used to be Shadow Business Secretary ffs, it’s demeaning that I should have to beg for votes off these knuckledraggers. I told McDonnell I’m not doing it, they can’t make me. / 24/05/2017, 14:23 Angela Smith: Oh he’s the worst. / 24/05/2017, 14:24 Chris Leslie: When people ask me ‘who are the hard left’ I mean him. To think he could be chancellor, printing money, nationalisation without compensation…it’s disgusting. / 24/05/2017, 14:24 Chuka Umunna: I know… / 24/05/2017, 14:25 Chris Leslie: I hope you told him to Trot off! / 24/05/2017, 14:25 Chuka Umunna: hahaha / 24/05/2017, 14:25 Angela Smith: lol! / 24/05/2017, 14:25 Angela Smith: Not heard that one before, brilliant! / 24/05/2017, 14:26 Chuka Umunna: Me neither, that’s so funny. Wish I’d said that. / 24/05/2017, 14:28 Ann Coffey: idgi / 24/05/2017, 14:30 Mike Gapes: Seriously guys?? / Mike Gapes left / 24/05/2017, 14:30 Chris Leslie: What’s gotten into him? / 24/05/2017, 14:31 Chuka Umunna: No point crying over spilt miwk. 420
Labour Leaks feat. Mike Gapes, part 3 of 6: Twitter direct messages with Mike Gapes (verified, @MikeGapes) / Mike Gapes: Listen you little Trot b*stard, delete those fake Labour reports about me you posted or I will be forced to take this further (1:10 PM) / Me: lol what / Me: have you nothing better to do? oh wait, you don’t, you pathetic has-been. drown your sorrows with some lovely miwk Mike. 🥛 🥛 🥛 (1:12 PM) / Mike Gapes: I’m intrigued. Why do you all keep dong this boring joke? You’re like the people who write “Shat on..” after all of Gary Lineker’s tweets. (1:14 PM) / Me: mfer said dong lmao (1:15 PM) / Mike Gapes: Could you repeat that but in English please? (1:16 PM)
Labour Leaks feat. Mike Gapes, part 4 of 6: Twitter direct messages with Mike Gapes (verified, @MikeGapes) / Me: are you English Mike? (1:17 PM) / Mike Gapes: ?? (1:17 PM) / Me: answer the question (1:18 PM) / Mike Gapes: Yes but I don’t see what relevance that has. (1:20 PM) / Me: oh dear, you know what happens these days when you say you’re english? see you in court (1:20 PM) / Mike Gapes: What are you talking about? / Mike Gapes: Enough of this nonsense. / Mike Gapes: Think you’re funny, Trot? We’ll see if you’re still laughing when you hear from my solicitor. And if that doesn’t worry you, I have other means at my disposal. 💣 (1:22 PM)
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