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Speedboat Killer 🧵

Police arrest the speedboat that killed Kirsty MacColl after finding it at a lockdown party.

Speedboat Killer, part 1 of 4: Politics / Justice for MacColl family as lockdown bears fruit / [Photo: a floral memorial wreath floating on deep blue sea, with a white ribbon] / Tragedy struck 20 years ago / By Cedric Hendicot / 7 APRIL 2020 • 6:03PM
Speedboat Killer, part 2 of 4: It has been 20 years since the tragic death of Kirsty MacColl took place in the National Marine Park of Cozumel. MacColl died when a speedboat owned by Carlos González Nova sailed illegally through a designated diving area that she and her family were in. Seeing the oncoming speedboat MacColl selflessly pushed her young son out of the way and was killed instantly when the boat hit her. / For many years justice has evaded the bereaved family. It was claimed that the speedboat was at the time operated by Nova’s employee José Cen Yam but later reports deem it likely that he was paid off by his boss to do jail time in his stead. However, finally we can reveal that in a surprise turn of events the family have found some closure in all of this. / On Monday morning during the height of the Mexican lockdown police were called to the scene of a possible crime. The speedboat that had killed MacColl was hosting a party in its downtown mansion and was arrested for possession of illegal substances and not complying with social distancing.
Speedboat Killer, part 3 of 4: The boat's lawyer Mingley Peefaffe stated “this really is a miscarriage of justice. The boat was, with my help 20 years ago, cleared of any wrongdoing. The authorities have been looking for any old excuse to get at my client. We will plead guilty to the charges of possession of leaded petrol and hosting the party - these are undeniable - but the length of the proposed sentence is just ridiculous. This is little more than a witch-hunt.” / It follows in the wake of a crackdown on social gatherings worldwide, with many stating that the police are being heavy-handed with their new powers. In England, an elderly couple were tasered for standing too close together when feeding some pigeons, it was later revealed they were cohabiting. Both died in mysterious circumstances seemingly kicking themselves to death in police custody. / In another incident, two people drinking outside were neutralised via sniper after their back garden was mistaken for a public park. A statement from the police commissioner stated, “whilst this was a somewhat unfortunate outcome we will not hesitate to use necessary force to ensure social distancing. Anybody with a back garden is advised to avoid it under all circumstances.”
Speedboat Killer, part 4 of 4: In America, there have been a spate of arrests of marathon runners. “Look sometimes you see someone running,” said an officer, who wished to remain anonymous, called Bradley Peach. “What are they running from? Where are they running to? These are all questions we have to ask ourselves before we taser them regardless of what the answer to those questions are.” Many of those arrested also appear to have kicked themselves to death in police custody. / Speaking to a governmental source they said, “It is important that people stay safe at home in times like this. They should not swim in the sea and aggressively ram their heads into innocent speed boats owned by powerful businessmen. Nor should they be socialising outside as this may anger the police, which can often lead to a case of kicking yourself to death. These are just common everyday logic you need to apply to these situations.”
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