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James O'Brien's Dick Surgery 🧵

LBC presenter James O'Brien reveals he has had surgery to make his genitals the size of a baby's.

James O'Brien's Dick Surgery, part 1 of 4: ALL ABOUT JAMES Tiny Tots Todger! James O'Brien LBC host shocks Twitter with genital surgery revelation. / Cock Shock for Shock Jock / Adam Nutburn / 31 Aug 2020, 12:34 | : 19 Feb 2018, 12:54 / James O'Brien is the LBC radio host who recently revealed his balls and winky are the same shape and size as those of a six-month-old baby. / But, what do we know about the broadcaster? Let's get the lowdown. [Photo: James O'Brien in headphones at the LBC studio microphone, eyes shut, rubbing his face with his hand, large LBC logo behind] O'Brien hosts a show on LBC
James O'Brien's Dick Surgery, part 2 of 4: Who is James O'Brien? / James O'Brien was born on 13 January 1972 - that makes him 48. / He's a “journalist”, television and radio presenter. / James' phone-in show on LBC airs between 10 am and 1 pm. It covers current affairs and news, views and real-life experiences. / James is a frequent critic of Brexit and the presidency of Donald Trump and has occasionally presented Newsnight for the BBC. He is most famous for his deeply condescending attitude to his callers, videos of which often go viral as his unbearable fans desperately try to convince themselves that they are Very Smart. / James has a condition when objects are not in his field of vision that he forgets they exist at all. [Photo: James O'Brien in headphones at an LBC microphone, looking quizzically at the camera with one hand raised, big LBC logo behind] James lacks object permanence
James O'Brien's Dick Surgery, part 3 of 4: What Happened When He Weevealed his Wee Winky for Twitter? / Over the bank holiday weekend, James O'Brien astounded his Twitter followers with the revelation that he has had surgery on his penis and testicles to make them resemble that of a baby's. / "I'm an older man now and sometimes you just have to admit things to yourself," he said in his tweet. "For me it’s that I've felt that my ballsack should be about 3 centimetres in diameter and my bollocks should still be right up inside me like two kittens sleeping." / He went on: "So, earlier this year I elected to have surgery to make my genitals much, much smaller and to a size I feel more comfortable with. With a full-sized bladder, urinating out of a child-sized winky does mean I spend a lot more time in the toilet but that also means I get to admire it more.” / “Whilst some might wonder whether my wife is happy with my decision, I have not been able to maintain an erection for the best part of a decade so it’s not really an issue.” / The radio host got much support from other journalists and comedians.
James O'Brien's Dick Surgery, part 4 of 4: The radio host got much support from other journalists and comedians. / ITV host, Roberto Pesto, chimed in, "ehhh I gotta da scoop on the James O'Brien da dingly dongs eh. He gotta dem to look like a little baby bambino's eh. Whata da scoop!" / David Baddiel, faithfully staying in character as one of the most tedious reply guys on Twitter said, "I’ve an idea to make them look even better, where’s my tub of shoe polish gone?" / Ian Dunt produced a typically pointless and borderline illiterate response, "I have drawen a scale repistantion of wot I think they look like." / O'Brien's close friend Robert Webb was enthisiatically supportive, "an indecently enjoyable set of genitals." / Jess Phillips, once again managing to make it all about herself, tweeted “James O’Brien speaking truth to his balls is why I think, in my opinion, he is the conscience of liberal Britain after me, that is.” / A clearly unrattled Matt Chorley pitched in, “these disgusting Corbynista trolls have ruined my serious efforts to do a scientific poll on twitter dot com. Also, nice microhog, James.” / And in a surprise intervention, the prime minister took time out of his holiday to tweet, ‘bung a bob for James O’Brien’s baby dong.’ / James O'Brien on Twitter / You can find James O'Brien on Twitter @mrjamesob.
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